Lighter Mood!
During a wedding reception; The groom was called upon to give his vote
of thanks to his guests and this is what he came up with:
of thanks to his guests and this is what he came up with:
1. I want to first of all thank the Lord Almighty for creating my wife and to
also thank the pastor and his wife for lending us their wedding rings.
also thank the pastor and his wife for lending us their wedding rings.
2. Special appreciation to my landlord who lent us his car.
3. I am most grateful to my boss for approving the loan I used for my
wedding suit.
wedding suit.
4. Big thanks to the committee of friends for the appeal fund they raised
on my behalf.
on my behalf.
5. Also to my brother's wife, thank you for lending us your wedding gown
and to my sister for lending
her shoes to my wife.
and to my sister for lending
her shoes to my wife.
6. Am so grateful to the cake designer for the cake. I promised to return it
tomorrow morning as agreed without cutting or eating
out of it.
tomorrow morning as agreed without cutting or eating
out of it.
7. Special thanks to my friends who brought food
from their homes to help me feed you
all. Please for those who were served food good luck and for Those who
didn't get any, well we will make it up to you during our child
dedication ( hopefully next year.
from their homes to help me feed you
all. Please for those who were served food good luck and for Those who
didn't get any, well we will make it up to you during our child
dedication ( hopefully next year.
8. Very big thanks to my parents for bringing the village cultural band to
supply the music
as well as entertain us all here, today.
supply the music
as well as entertain us all here, today.
9. Not forgetting the church marriage committee, thank you for persuading
my wife to marry me.
my wife to marry me.
10. Appreciation to the married men in the church for rushing me into this
marriage.
marriage.
11. The women are not left out, thanks a lot for teaching my wife how to
cook and dance.
cook and dance.
12. To the youths, thank you for sweeping and decorating this venue with
palfrondsds.
palfrondsds.
13. I am also grateful to my teenage friends for helping worth fanta drinks.
14. Appreciation to my co-tenants for contributing money for the
cameraman.
cameraman.
15. Well, I wish you all safe journey and I pray you don't experience what I
suffered for this wedding....
suffered for this wedding....
One Word For this guy!
stupid man
ReplyDeleteVery stupid indeed....but I don't think such happened
ReplyDeleteYool
ReplyDeletestupidity master,such never exist
ReplyDeleteA big FOOL!!
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