this Man said he's ‘Been To Heaven 4 Times’: He’s Met Jesus, Moses Draws Map! Follow @MaheedaNG

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No offence to 64-year-old Sibusiso Mthembu, but hearing his story just
made me laugh out loud. Of course, the South African from KwaZulu-
Natal tells it in all seriousness. And who knows, he may even be telling
the truth about having visited heaven four times, so far. The first time
was in 1998, and subsequent visits were made in 2004, 2006 and 2008.
It all started in 1993, when a white man (an angel, apparently) paid him
a visit and told him he was needed in heaven. And now, after several
visits, he’s drawing a map to make sure the rest of us ‘unlucky’ ones get
what he’s talking about.

But it’s not the fact that he took a few vacations to heaven or even that
he’s drawing a map that amuses me. It’s more to do with the stuff he
says he’s seen and done there. According to Mthembu, there are 11
heavens in all, and he was taken to the fifth one, Crista, first. It was
there, in a city called Sharmoy, that he claims to have met Jesus. The
main heaven is Salem, he says, where God’s temple is located. God is
apparently in his youth, and of a Grayish complexion. Jesus is white. He
saw God for the first time during his second trip, on a planet called
Jadalem that’s mostly covered in water and ice.
See map below

Mthembu’s other sightings include Moses, Eliya, and Abel. He also
explored the Marshnode City, which is the place people go to when they
die, to get reincarnated. But here’s the weirdest of all his tales – he says
that the people who predicted the end of the world in May last year
weren’t entirely incorrect. Mthembu seems to have eavesdropped on an
important meeting in the heavens, where the biggest war against
Satanism was being discussed. The war is supposed to have been
launched on May 23rd, so we’re basically on a countdown to the
absolute end.
The map isn’t ready yet, but Mthembu is already worried about
counterfeit versions. “People must come and see the map as one day
someone from Japan or China or Britain will design a map of heaven
and the people of South Africa will have forgotten that the map was
originally made in South Africa,” he says. Perhaps he needs to patent his
creation. And while he’s at it, write a fantasy novel and strike a movie
deal too

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